What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Liquid Glass is more than skin deep on macOS Tahoe - AppleInsider

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can I see some anal hole?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger